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Joey's Cosy Corner

A Restaurant for the Hungry Soul
August 17

Beware of the Bobs !&*

Dear Friends, stay away from men called BOB smile_devilsmile_devilsmile_devil. Believe me, do, please do ...

It has been over one month that I was able to use my PC, thanks to ... BOB.
I have been such a fool, I know, I know ...

idiot

The disaster started on July 15 when my neighbor Bob ("The Computer Expert") and his wife Tina visited us.

We had some drinks and enjoyed a really good time together ... until Bob asked me if he could see my PC. I should have said "ABSOLUTELY N-O-T-!"
but I uttered "Absolutely, come with me ....". I-D-I-O-T.

"Ahhhh .... Vista ..." Bob sighed when I switched on my perfectly balanced Internet machine. "I have read a lot about Vista, Joe", he said, "not only the common stuff but also about the secret pulls and triggers".

excellent_vista

"Huh ???" I replied (I-D-I-O-T !).
"Move aside", Bob said, " I will show you some cool Vista stuff".
I gave him control over my PC ... and the trap snapped.

Stupid

Within 15 minutes, my PC crashed and would not boot anymore. "No problem Joe, Vista is rocket safe, I will pick up my training material at home and I'll be back in ten minutes" ... so he was ...

hacking_for_dummies  following-instructions-for-dummies

CarWashingForDummies-lge  Dance_Shoes_for_Dummies[1]

Bob has been busy for twelve days, hardly eating or drinking, no sleep at all but always making "good progress" whenever I asked him about his proceedings. "Any moment now, Joe, any moment ...".

computer_crash_again  disaster

Last Friday, August 15, anno domini 2008, at 19:03 PM my PC caught fire. Bob ran out off my study in panic and yelled "Police!, Police!!, Police!!!". I went upstairs and threw my precious, melting PC out of the window ... I looked for a weapon to kill Bob but only found his stupid manuals and surrendered ...

where_is_my_backup  people_overwhelmed

I have bought a new PC and started to rebuild it like its unique predecessor. I have told Bob that I will cut off his ears (and nose!) whenever he even mentions my PC, phone, TV or any other electrical equipment in my house; he silently agreed and left my house backwards.

Friends, I will be back soon, like before, stronger, $540 dollar poorer but hopefully smarter than one month ago.

Hugs & Kisses,
Joey

August 03

About Human Ambition

I have been looking at this picture for more than two hours ...

Human_Ambition

The following scenes crossed my mind:

"Daddy, where are you going ?? ..."
"John, get a shave ... PLEASE !"
"John, your boss called ... you are fired."
"Mister Ball, I told you not to forget your MEDICINES!"
"Darling, how was your day?".

Hugs & Kisses,
Joey

July 20

Shaken and Stirred

Back Home Again smile_shades smile_shades smile_shades What a trip, what an adventure ....

Where shall I start? With our rocket ? ... that huge monster with its unbelievable powerful engines?

our_rocket_2  our_rocket1

With the suits we had to wear and the many hours we needed to get familiar with all the tools and instruments?
(left: Jack, right: me)

astronaut_Jack  astronaut_Joey

With our fellow crew members, people from all over the world, old and young?

astronaut_granny  astronaut_child

We even had a hitchhiker in our group; fortunately, Security shot him twenty minutes before lift-off (!). One guy was extremely nervous and had to go to the bathroom just before we left. In his hurry to come back in time, he got lost and we left without him (he got his money back I have understood).

astronaut_cheap  astronaut_lost

I still feel very shaken, even when I sit down and do nothing.
My wife seems to have four eyes and doggie looks very "spooky".

MyWives  MyDoggies

I also have big problems getting my hair in form ... but ...
!! WHO CARES !!! I HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON !!

MyHair

Thanks so much, Jack! You are an amazing brother.
Joey.

July 14

Going to the Moon (3)

NASA Headquarters, July 14, 2008 [by Philemon Fast, Go Ogle News]

Philemon Fast 

Today I visited NASA Headquarters. If the two Dalton brothers are going to the moon, only ONE organization in the US is able to help them with that: the NASA smile_shades.

Nasa_Moon

I had an interesting talk with the twin brothers John and Jean Picard, Chiefs in Command NASA Moon Traveling [http://www.the-trip-of-your-life.com]

[PF]: "Are you preparing a moon mission with civilians aboard?"

John: "Anyone willing to pay our price can be launched to any planet/star/black-hole inside/outside this solar system .."
Jean: "Anyone willing to pay our price can be launched to any planet/star/black-hole inside/outside this solar system .."
John/Jean: "...and prices can be negotiated at any time .."

Picard2   Picard1

[PF]: "Do you know someone called Joe(y) or Jack Dalton, who would be willing to pay this price ?"

John: "No Comment; may I have their address(es)?."
Jean: "No Comment; may I have their address(es)?."

LittleJoeBoosterRocket

When I left the NASA territory I spotted a rocket in the distance. I succeeded in secretly shooting a picture of it.
There seems to be a small label attached to the fuel compartment saying "Little Joey Booster Rocket" ...

This was Philemon Fast [PF] of Go Ogle News.

July 13

Going to the Moon (2)

Eureka, July 13, 2008 [by Philemon Fast, Go Ogle News]

Philemon Fast

The Dalton Family is a famous family in Kansas. The four Dalton brothers often were on the news because of the weird things that have happened to them. William Dalton has been a guest of Oprah Winfrey twice and stole the hearts of many elderly widows. Averell Dalton is the owner of the world famous restaurant empire "Chez Av.". Jack has won so many sport prices that he seems to have been on the sport channels for centuries.

sport-channel

Only the youngest Dalton, Joey, is rather unknown. Some of us know that end 2007 Joey claimed to have been kidnapped by aliens but clear evidence was lacking. Even the X-Files Team was flabbergasted.

IDL TIFF file

A couple of days ago, this little Joey made a lot of fuzz in the world wide web by posting an article about "Going to the moon!". I visited his wife who allowed me to publish this article on mister Joey Dalton's web site. It seems that Joey and Jack left Eureka around 11:00 AM today, after having breakfast, lunch and dinner. The two brothers were spotted on an orange motorbike going north with an incredible speed.

speeding

Mrs. Dalton refused to give me any additonal information. "You are from Go Ogle News, so you should be able to find out yourself, boy.", she smiled at me and politely kicked me out-of her house.

I spoke with some villagers who had tried to spot the Dalton brothers on their illustrious journey.

spotters1  spotters2

No-one came with a reliable story. One thing is for sure, the two Dalton brothers are on their way to the moon, wherever that may be. To be continued.

spotters3

Philemon Fast, Go Ogle News
http://www.go-ogle-news.usa

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    Tchutchuka
    August 19 9:52 PM

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    A força da amizade vence todas as diferenças... 
    Aliás... para que diferenças se somos amigos? 

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    The force of the friendship wins all the differences...   
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    WHITE FANG
    August 19 1:52 PM
    A nice and healthy day for you....love sunny.
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    TRINE
    August 18 8:48 PM
    Hallo Joey
    Hope al is will and you are  enjoying every day.
    I wish you all the best.
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    bonnie
    August 17 1:29 PM
    Dear Joey,a new week is beginning, i wish you the best in health and love for the coming week and take care, lots of love, Bonnie.
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    Avio
    August 16 10:24 PM

     

    Hallo Joey, ich wünsche Dir und Deiner Familie ein wunderschönes Wochenende, liebe Grüße, Kristina

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    August 16 7:09 PM
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    ♥ღ♥That always warms the heart;♥ღ♥
    ♥ღ♥It welcomes us back home♥ღ♥
    ♥ღ♥And makes it easier to part.♥ღ♥

    ♥ღ♥A hug's a way to share the joy♥ღ♥
    ♥ღ♥and sad times we go through,♥ღ♥
    ♥ღ♥Or just a way for friends to say♥ღ♥
    ♥ღ♥They like you cause you're you.♥ღ♥

    ♥ღ♥Hugs are meant for anyone♥ღ♥
    ♥ღ♥For whom we really care,♥ღ♥
    ♥ღ♥From your grandma to your nieghbor,♥ღ♥
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