I know that I most likely will insult a number of you by posting this article. Sorry Ladies, but I insist to be honest to you and share my thoughts and feelings, however ugly or distorted they might be; please, tell me when I was rude or wrong or even insane.

The whole world knows that  this week Michael Jackson died, late at night  while he listened to his latest songs, songs to be performed in Middle-Ages England (Europe) in Former-Business centre London, late summer 2009.  Even UK queen Marie-Antoinette seems to have bought a ticket on the Black Market.

After Michael’s death, his private doctor, “Malcolm X”, (temporarily hiding for the FBI/CIA/Interpol/El-Jahzara/Mahmud AHMADI-NEJAD) unofficially declared in a CBS-911 interview, that Michael died of Pure Shock and Horror while listening to his latest pre-recorded London try-outs.
“Even experimental reanimations, playing Beethoven's Nine-th Symphony on maximum Dolby Surround volume, were not able to get Michael out-of his audio-coma”, the doctor declared in the same interview.

Upon the question “What impact had the music on you?”, the doctor instantaneously got a severe attack of  Swine Flu; he is still in coma and being treated  somewhere  in a secret Military hospital in Texas, USA.

Now, to be honest to all of you, I have never met Michael Jackson, never liked his irritating music, never liked his pompous performances, his childish dancing-steps (“look mommy, no hands!”) , his way of living on Never-Again land and the way he treated his so-called wife(s) and child(ren).

To be honest, I think that whenever this guy would have become one of my neighbors I would have drilled my family, over and over again,  to keep a very-very-very safe distance from this weirdo and to call me directly whenever he was in visible range.

By the Way, the same is true for that other unofficial Queen of Pop (did she already claim this title ???), Britney Lunatic Spears … even typing or re-reading her name triggers an allergic reaction to my body. I need a shower … maybe two …

What then is bothering you ??? I hear you say …

THIS!

 
I hope that Allah will be with the Pure-of-Hearts, the Honest-Ones, the Gentle-Ones … Inshallah

Joey

Breaking News: 
The life of Michael Jackson is currently being recorded by @Disney Studios and will be released in 2010 as a special Christmas Edition of “Law&Order, Criminal Intent”, starring Denzel Washington as (young) Michael Jackson and Doctor P(h)ill as Mad Doctor Malcolm X.