Part 13 of the "Legends of After-Earth

Quick reminder:
Quick reminder … yeaaahhhhh …. this is what I feared so much the last couple of weeks; it is my task now to summarize the story of the Legends of After-Earth, all 12 episodes, short and to the point, yeahhhh …., but …, to be honest, the author of this masterpiece has made my task rather impossible. How can I remember all these complicated details after a pause of almost one month!?

What can I do? I need the money. I am not a member of the SNU (Silly Narrator Union), making my legal position a little bit vulnerable.
My contract sais that I have to be standby till the end of the story; I know, cruel but I did sign that stupid paper. I haven’t seen my family since Christmas 2008, hardly dare to go to the bathroom, afraid to miss to announcement “Quick Reminderrrrrrrr….!”.

I have become very popular, though, with the owner of the nearby Pizza Club … I have ordered all their flavors, several times now …
My wife will be shocked when she will see me with this ugly long beard and moustache (forgot to bring my razor).

Hey, you, Narrator: “Quick reminder!!”:
(taking a deep breath):

• Honey is fuelled-up but  lost ..
• Hunter detonated a small A-bomb, his travel companion is lying at the street, very dead, being eaten by … never mind.
• Lady OctaPussy has been swallowed by Moby
• Lady Alexia seems to be nuts, drunk or drugged (or a combination of them).
• Lady Swan is chairing an ad-hoc meeting with her white disciples.
• The world is burning … and Joey is running to ... ???
• Pizza!

Just outside the collapsed and overgrown suburbs of Old-York, in a desolate landscape of stone, skeletons and dangerous reptiles, and old tree-stump is fighting for its life. Sucking the sparse radio-active water from the ground, trying to reach to the sun, to catch some energy.
An old wooden chest is entangled in its branches … every now and then, the chest is shaking and an smothered voice yells “Hey, enough, Ok, Ok, you win! Enough … let me go now … you win!” And Father Time turns the page of another Galactic Month.

To be continued.
Joey.