Enjoy 

Kisses to all of you , Joey

Dear Friends, I was looking at the map showing where my friends are living and I noticed that Australia is complete 'blank'. Why?
I know that Australia is a BIG country and many people are living there. So, I wondered what I know exactly about Australia:

- Australia is FAR FAR AWAY; an airflight takes about three days before you reach the borders of this continent. Only strong people survive this trip.
- Australia has a unique fauna: the KOALA-GRIZZLY-BEAR and the KANGAROO for example; Australian kids are trained to ride kangaroos; kangaroos bring them to school and to church;

 
- the original population is called AB-Originals (don't know what the AB stands for??). AB-Originals have deep secrets and can kill you with a blowing pipe from a distance of 200 miles (or closer);
- Australia has beautiful women (like: miss World 2006)

 
- The most difficult profession in Australia is doctor; when you have done all your medical exams you need to get your flying papers too (damn these long distances!);
_ Australian people live in futuristic buildings;

 
- The two most famous Australian politicians are Mad Max Gibson and Paul Croc Dundee;

 
- the best place to survice a nuclear world war is Australia;

Dear Ladies from Australia , I would like to know more about your country, join my friends and tell me more. Thank you so much!

Kisses to all of you, Joey.

Dear Ladies, last night I dreamt about being world famous. People (read: ladies) were coming to my house to catch a glimpse of me, crying for a signature; even a gentle nod of my head would bring them in extasy.

I received tons of fan-mail every day (Donald the mailman got an hernia and was fired). TV reporters begged for an interview but I kept refusing.

 

I liked this idea very much so I borrowed a book from the library, written by TV personality Engelbert Humpledump, titled: "How to become a famous blogger in two days [1994]".

Now the idea behind this fascinating book is twofold:
- one: use interesting words in your blog so that Google will attract more audience;
- two: the more often you use the same word, the higher this word is ranked by the Google ranking machine;

(I blocked this fellow from my Friends List, although he keeps sending me invitations for more than eight months!)

Ladies, let me kiss you goodbye  before I continue with my experiment. Let the visitors come ! Joey.

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POLITICS, MONEY (yes, MONEY!) and SEX are words that score high in the GOOGLE ranking machine. Got this? MONEY, POLITICS and SEX, or: SEX, MONEY and POLITICS. For MONEY you can buy SEX, even if you are in POLITICS. Nasty RUMOURS go that POLITICIANS sometimes have SEX, but mostly for MONEY.

The phrase "BRITNEY SPEARS" seems to attract dozens of MEN, although BRITNEY SPEARS is BALD and NO-CURE is available. The same is true for "MICHAEL JACKSON", who is (probably) not BALD but MICHAEL JACKSON suffers alternately from ANOREXIA and BOULIMIA.

Becoming RICH is (after SEX) a big wish of everyone. If OPRAH has to choose between staying RICH or having SEX with a POLITICIAN, OPRAH wouldn't know and ask a solution to her SHRINK (preferably DR. PHIL).

ETERNAL LIFE; who did not dream about an ETERNAL LIFE? ETERNAL LIFE means: living forever, with our without SEX, in POLITICS or not. STAYING YOUNG or, at least, ATTRACTIVE? pump BOTOX into your BODY. LIPOSUCTIONS and DIETS are other possibilities but cost a lof of MONEY (unless you are in POLITICS).

SPORT is the difficult way; SPORT is hard work, SPORT is mean, SPORT is sweating and enduring pain. SPORT is kicking and biting and getting kicked and bitten. SPORT is for a selected group of people that cannot afford a TV to watch SPORT themselves, drinking BEER and eating CHIPS (you can eat BEER or drink CHIPS if you mix them both in a BOWL or CUP). Drinking and eating a lot of BEER or CHIPS is TOP SPORT too.

CONFUSED? If you want ANSWERS: go to
YO-DALTON.SPACES.LIVE.COM, I repeat:
YO-DALTON.SPACES.LIVE.COM. On the site
YO-DALTON.SPACES.LIVE.COM you will find the TRUTH and RELIEF. Therefore: DEPRESSED? ANGRY? UNHAPPY? Go to
YO-DALTON.SPACES.LIVE.COM and become HAPPY, RICH, BEAUTIFUL, THIN and FAMOUS (like BRITNEY SPEARS or MICHAEL JACKSON, who are not in POLITICS but have a lot of MONEY to compensate their lacking of SEX).

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Dear Friends Mrs D. and I are back from a very short but very special holidays to Turkey. It was not the first time and hopefully not the last time I visited Turkey with my wife. I really love the Turkish people. I love their hospitality, their tenderness and their open mind, their food and their culture.

Today a would like to bring a TRIBUTE to Turkiye, pearl of the Middle East:

I still am dreaming about this exotic world.
Kisses to you, Joey.

Dear Ladies, the coming days I will be on holidays with Mrs. D.
Be careful, be happy and enjoy life!

Kisses , Joey.

Dear Friends, how are you doing? Today I am speechless.

Kisses, Joey.

Dear Ladies, what a wonderful weekend it has been. First, I win the Kansas MySpace Award 2006. Next, our sweet Mother Cat gives birth to a new Dalton Kitties Generation.

Father Cat seems exhausted but satisfied; Mother Cat is getting a relaxing massage by mother cat of neighbour "Computer Bob".

The little ones are so cute:

How wonderful that we have enough space in and around my house to keep the Dalton Cat Family together!

I will teach the little fellows to play guitar !

Kisses, Joey.

Sweet Ladies, fortune is on my site, it is. Yesterday I received a phone-call of Daisy Dual-Core, who told me that my space has been elected as the "Best Kansas Space of 2006". WOW!

The competition was tough but (according to the extremely professional Jury):

"Mister Joey Samuel Dalton has proven to be the most refreshing and promising blogger of 2006, despite his high age (...what?...). The adventures of the Dalton family are intriguing and tastefully presented on Mister Dalton's Space. (...very nice, thank you !...).

The second and third price go to "Mad Max Max" and "Red Belly". Keep trying, boys! (LOOSERS, LOOSERS !  )

The Shopkeeper Society of Kansas, SSK,  have benefited from the attention that has been given to Mr. Dalton's blog by famous American TV personalities like David Letterman, Oprah Winfrey and Ted The Man (A very Popular Kansas Maffia Boss) and fully support the decison of the jury (thank God!).

Mister Dalton has won a price of 500 dollars Bonus Points that can be used in many Kansas shops (to be exact: Fred Fish, Wimpy, Trudy Travel, Igor Vodka and Sjefkes French Fries)."....

I am delighted, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Joey

Dear Friends, just a short message to tell you how I spend my time these days. What does a handsome, not-too-young and extremely rich man do to relax? This:

Riding my horse till all my muscles hurt (and my horse begs for mercy).

Playing the guitar till my family starts throwing hard objects to my head.

Cutting old trees in my garden but choosing the wrong ones.

Writing a new blog.

Kisses to all of you , Joey.

Dear Friends, how are you doing? I hope you all are Ok.

I promised my sweet wife to relax for some time and to enjoy my family and my new wealth. An easy decision this was.

I have been working on my Space and found a better background picture. I think that the new one is very nice ( a blue fractal on a black background).

If you like to customize your space, here are some ideas how to beautify your background (use Google, select "pictures" and search for "fractals", "grass", "clouds", etc.):

If you need more advice, please let me know.

Kisses , Joey.