Sweet Ladies, how are you doing? I am deadly tired but so excited. I have never felt younger than the last ten days.

We still are exploring the dungeons below my house (bless Averell who demolished my kitchen!). Every day we discover new secrets.

    

Please keep this information confidential but we found a big, old, wooden chest. Nephew Pong opened it using one of his magic tricks (and a screwdriver); we found an old map, no kidding!

On the map we see a symbol looking like a treasure. Could it be gold or diamonds? Luke has tried to convince us to burn the map (he is sure that the map is cursed). We have refused.

Mrs. D is becoming more and more upset because I spent so much time deep down. However, I want to go on, I want to become a hero!

Kisses, Joey.

Sweet friends, I know that I have neglected updating this blog but so many exciting things are happening !

The dungeons below my house have attracted a lot of attention. People from al over the world offer their services to join me during our deep-down explorations.

Laurie writes that she is able to slay any man, HipHop tells me that he is a real sharp-shooter with his Brumba-Berumba Blow-gun (what kind of ammunition does he use?!).

Kim seems to be a ghost-eater (?what is that?) and the K-Team is "prepared for everything".

Master Kwok mocks the talents of nephew Pong and AB was very convincing that he never misses.

What to do? Well, I know what to do and decided to stay with my current team: Pong, William, Luke and myself. We found something amazing two days ago, I cannot tell you more today.
Later this week, I promise!

Kisses , Joey (Dungeon Master)

Sweet Ladies ,three of you have asked me to tell more about Luke. OK, I will; this is what Luke told me:

Luke was a beautiful baby but afraid of everything. When Luke was born he was so afraid that he tried to crawl back into the womb of his mother.Two doctors were needed to pull him out again.

Baby Luke was a difficult child. As soon as someone put his head above the cradle, little Luke started to cry terribly and peed and shit his Pampers.

Boy Luke did not dare to go to school and cried the whole day. Forty-one teachers left his school for "personal reasons".

That is the reason that everyone called him "Desperate Luke" (his friends called him "Desperado").

Luke was afraid and unhappy until he was 27 years old and struck by a piece of a comet (?!) walking home after work. He was brought to the Errol Flynn Memorial Hospital for observation.

After having been in coma for one hundred and forty five days, Luke awoke and was the hero of all hospital staff. Many nurses fell in love with Luke and Luke fell in love with many nurses.

After three years, Luke left the hospital as a reborn man. He married nurse Betty and got eight daughters. He nowadays claims that he is afraid of NOTHING.

This man, Desperate Luke, is joining us during our explorations.
Kisses, Joey.

Dear Ladies, Sweet Friends, how are you doing? I hope you are healthy, happy and enjoying the weekend. Take it easy, take care about yourself, you deserve it.

The last week I received many reactions on my last post, telling you that I found a secret maze below my house. The Eureka Shopkeeper Union even organized a musical surprise for us, Sunday morning (Mrs D went outside and gave them coffee, I stayed in bed *sorry guys* ).

Dear brother William, William the Ox, Iron William is total-loss.
He spent so much time with me exploring the dungeons that he hardly remembers his name.

Friend Ping sent me his cousin, Pong, an expert in martial arts and much younger than Ping. Pong is our bodyguard and guide. I don't understand a word he is telling us but his skills are impressive.

We also have company of a strange fellow, called Desperate Luke. One day he was there, offered his services for free and since then never left us. Luke is a strange guy. He claims that he is able to speak with the spirits and to see and hear things no normal man can do.  I believe him.

The four of us have made many excursions deep down the dungeons. Every day we discover new roads and tunnels. It is very exciting and scary at the same time.

I will tell you more as soon as possible.
Kisses from Indiana Joey.

Sweet Ladies, how I missed you . 

Do you remember that Averell burned down my new kitchen? (well, let's be honest, I did light the new oven ...). Finally, the demolition machines arrived and torn down the remainders of my unfortunate kitchen. Guess what? There is an old cellar below my house... Everyone was shocked and surprised.

The cellar is quite large and spooky. I asked William to join me and we explored this new part of my house several times.

We found out that the cellar is full of bottles of wine. There also is a secret exit/entry on the propriety of neighbor Bob (hmmm...).

During our surveys we heard strange noises, like whispering voices. William found a skeleton hand (sorry). I am sure that I have seen some vague movements in the far distant (no kidding!)

Kisses to all of you, Joey.

Sweet Lady Friends, Today I received a birthday present of neighbor Computer Bob: my own Technorati Profile: 

Technorati Profile

No idea what it is (Do I get a reward? Did I win a prize? Am I famous now?).

I know that I look like a "mature Adonis" but since yesterday I am 83 years old (unbelievable ).  It makes me start thinking about Life, the Universe and That I Need to get Averell From The Old Apple Tree in my Backyard !! (You would remind me!)

Kisses to all of you  ! Techno-Joey

Sweet Friends, tomorrow I will celebrate my 83th birthday.

Can you imagine: 83 years. I calculated that I have been on this planet for 29930 days. What have I done all those days??

I always have felt sad on my birthday since I retired from "work" (robbing banks).

Many dear friends sent me nice messages to make me feel more happy; I will show you some of them:

(left: William, right: Cathrine)

(left: Averell, right: Ping)

(left: Bob, right: William)

(left: my mother&father in law, right: my Mrs D.)

Kisses to all of you, Joey.