Finally, after three days without sleep, no decent food but coffee and whiskey ... I am OFF!
Found the Vista steering wheel and brakes, that's enough for now. Let's see how I can turn left or right ...WOOWEEE !!!

Hugs & Kisses,
Joey

A couple of days ago I replaced my good old Windows XP machine for a brand new Vista monster. Of course I forgot to save some critical files and of course getting things running took much more time than I had expected.

Well, at least I am able to blog again. Vista is cool but still feels "weird"; where is Explorer??

Have to go now, I have to re-install 101 other applications!
Hugs & Kisses,
Joey.

I wish you all a wonderful Valentine's Day. I hope you will be overloaded with love!

Hugs & Kisses ,
Joey

Friends, the coming months my brother Jack and my sister-in-law Cathrine will closely follow the Presidential Election 2008 and publish their news in their own column on this web space ("Idols 2008"). Jack has proven to be a reliable detective (remember the Peter Sellers De Vries movie?) and Cathrine is very skilled in any form of gossip.

Please join me wishing the two of them good luck.
Hugs & Kisses,
Joey

Hold on, take a seat before further reading … John SissiBoy is No More. I received a phone call, yesterday morning and was informed about this shocking news. John was an old friend of mine, he was as strong as an ox and spent most of his life on sea (yes, I admit, pirating foreign ships). John's son, we always called him John SissiSon, left the house after his father died and is spotted in the city malls, scaring old ladies.

Please, come Home, John, your mother has prepared you a wonderful chicken meal !

The last two days I met several old friends, and recollected old memories. For this time only I will publish an old picture of me and my friends (twenty-two years ago!). I won't tell you who I am, just take a guess yourself.

Hugs & Kisses,
Joey

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My brother Jack, amateur detective first class, told me some amazing news: Peter Sellers Is Still Alive ! His current name is: …  Peter R.(udolf) De (Reindeer) Vries ("De Vries" is  a Dutch word for "Sellers", someone who is trying to sell you something that you will never need, not even when it is freezing ("Vries-ing") cold. Jack has done a lot of really ingenious data  mining in the CIA databases the last three, four months (did you get this … CIA suckers! ), used his secret camera's and microphones, informers, spies and satellite technique to come to this astonishing conclusion.

Peter, 1955 (left) and 1965 (yes, right):

Amazing disguises of Peter 1970 (left) and 1978 (… right …):

Peter, anno domini 2008 (left) and his assistant, Joran "Cato" v/d Sloot (right), suspect.

Even more shocking news: Peter's assistant, Joran v/d Sloot (code name: "Cato") is not as innocent as he looks ! More news will be published tomorrow by one of the least familiar Dutch commercial TV stations (RTL4Y, "Real Trash Live 4 You!"). Watch the news tomorrow and watch poor Joran struggling and trying to defend himself while Peter is using different sophisticated techniques on him! A real thriller!

"I am so terribly proud about you Jack! I will let you win the next poker weekend; maybe even two, three weekends. I will kiss your whisky nose, brother."

Joey.