January 31
I had a difficult time recently. Thanks to he support of a couple of very dear friends I was able to find my balance again; I am ok now.
Allow me to inform you about what happened to my family recently. Get a hold of yourself: “Early January 2009, Barack Obama (!)visited me for a consultation about his Presidential Speech”. No kidding … really… no kidding, Google for this if you doubt my words! Only one newspaper reporter witnessed this very secret visit (accidentally, he only wanted to use my phone) and published a front-page article in an unknown local newspaper.
(use a magnifier if you doubt my words !)
We had a wonderful conversation. I am a true fan of Obama and tried to help him as much as a could.
Two days before the official inauguration, Obama’s press chief sent me the following summary of our meeting:
“Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech (after consulting the Dalton Family in Eureka, Kansas)
My fellow Americans, today is an amazing day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "miracle", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually spot.
Today We Celebrate, but let-there-be-no-mistake!@ America faces disgusting and weird challenges like never before. Our economy is smelling terribly. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over to pay the Dalton Family blackmail. Our healthcare system is famous (I think), but if your toes are painful and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a dog whisperer (like Mister Joey Dalton in Eureka, Kansas, USA). America's image overseas is tarnished like a cheap wooden bottle spoon, made in Taiwan. But dreaming together we can right this &*(*(damned$^ ship, and set a course for Eureka, Kansas USA (hometown of Mister Joey Dalton, dog whisperer), Home of the Brave! (Claire, I need my medicines!)
Finally (I really have to PEE now, sorry), I must thank my less familiar family (how are you, uncle Shaft!), my humble campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank the Dalton Family for making this historic occasion a worldwide hit. Of course, I must also thank you, President “I-Double-You” Bush, dear Walter, for years of helping the American people into even more misery and despair than ever before in human history. Without your feeble mind, none of this would have been possible.
(… etc, etc …)…”
Now, I always have been a real fan of President Obama.
My sweet wife corrected Obama’s inauguration speech (I am dyslectic and/or drunk) and Barrack stole the heart of the world.
Shine your light onto the world, Barrack, let there be LIGHT&HOPE!
Hugs and Kisses,
Joey, Dog Whisperer 1st Class, Eureka, Kansas, USA.
Dear Friends, due to family affairs I won’t be able to spend time on my web site the coming weeks.
I want you to know that I miss you all deeply and that I will be with you in my thoughts.
Hugs and Kisses,
Joey
January 01
First of all: Happy New Year Friends! I sincerely hope it will become a wonderful year for you and your family.
Family … (sigh).
I had a F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C New Year Eve, really SUPER.
All my family and neighbors were here (again!). They are so funny … after drinking all my beer and JW.
My wife silently left the house party around 10:00 PM and hid herself somewhere in or around the house.
I have been looking for hours now, without any success.
I thought I was prepared, this ^**&%^&*^&* happens every year but last evening was worse than ever.
Let me show you some pictures I made (for the insurance) during and after the party.
(09:10 PM)
This incident was quite innocent, things started to escalate when the Bruise brothers insisted to do a “funny performance”.
(10:20 PM)
(I was so mad that my hands kept shaking)
I can only remember fragments of the rest of the evening; breaking glass, furniture being thrown to each other, idiots befouling my bathroom. Around 2:00 AM, I could not control myself anymore and kicked everybody out of my house.
I overlooked one, I found out later.
Have to go now, find my wife.
Take care.
Joey.
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